歌词
You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
I've been a boozin' bastard
They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, I can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Never mind, I'm drunk
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too
Well, I'm the reason they call it an Irish goodbye
And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
Well, I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better than bitin'
The bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I'll kill two birds with one stoner
If you see me, please take my keys
I don't wanna be an organ donor
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too
I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me, oh yeah
I'm bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah
So I can clone it and have a little more
Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken-hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just, ah!
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too