In Love With You

I never knew what love was like until I saw your face
And suddenly I felt a love that time cannot erase
Your eyes so sweet and piercing
Your manner kind yet strong
The kind of girl I could love forever
We'd spend the rest of our lives together
And in my life, I don't think I've ever

Been so fucking wrong
You're a bitch with no heart, you're a liar
You are Satan, and I hate the way you snore at night
All your quirks piss me off
And I don't think I'm mistaken your compulsive need to always be right
You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless boring too
And I really can't believe I ever fell in love
With you, whoa, whoa, oh

I know that all seem kinda harsh, but things weren't always bad
In fact, I think sometimes we shared the best that I've ever had
Like our road trip that one summer
Or those steamy nights in Spain

You always melted when I would praise you
And my stupid jokes they would never phase you
But that don't mean shit
Next to all the ways you
Drove me so insane

You're a cock fricking tease
Girl you never stop your talking and at times you got a double chin
You may say it's been fun
But your racist rants are shocking
And your lips don't need more collagen
All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do
Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love
With you

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear
And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair-really nice
You turned me vegan, which I totally despise
And I'm pretty sure you laughed that time I said let's compromise

If you were shot or beaten, run over by a truck
I guess that I'd be sad but then again
It wouldn't suck
It wouldn't suck

So goodbye, hit the road
As a girlfriend, you are fired
Find some other chump that you can fleece
Years from now when you're old
And your finally expired
Girl, I hope that you don't rest in peace

Never met someone so selfish
Half the time my balls were blue
After all that I've endured now
You can safely rest assured now
That your ex is up-and-cured now
Now, I'm so done being in love, in love
With you whoa, whoa, we're through yeah
Yeah, whoa, we are so done

Allison, honeybun, it's like over
It was on now it's gone
And I've regained my composure
So God bless, you're a mess
And that's what you call closure
So done being in love with you