歌词
Blueberry Red Bull is the
Superior flavor
And no this is not up for
Debate
Wilson's Orchard has a
Cucumber lime seltzer
With apple cider vinegar
That I think is great
I sit and think and drink
All of these fizzy energy drinks
Like Cobra Verde
Nothing rhymes with Cobra Verde
Oh fuck I forgot about
Yerba Mate
I've had the real thing and
It tasted like leaves
Sometimes on the weekend
I'll drink a Bang and
Holy shit 300 milligrams
Way too much for a can
Some brands make outrageous claims
Burn fat awaken mind grow some brains
I don't believe that shit
Just tryna stay awake
What's it about canned caffeine
That makes me so happy
Bought an espresso machine
And it just taunts me
I'm sick and tired of
Being sick and tired but
That's how I'm wired and
Maybe that's not entirely my fault