Biography
Weekend Anthony Stars was born on October 1st, 1975 in the snowy town of Anchorage, Alaska. Son of Morning and Noon, Weekend grew up in a small Eskimo population which encouraged bestiality and unprotected sex with multiple (domesticated animal) partners. Scarred for life, Weekend moved to the United States. The REAL United States.
One day, at the age of 10, while out in the icy plains of Anchorage, Weekend met a magical turtle who promised to take him to a wonderful place called North Dakota. Hopping upon the magical turtle, Weekend fell asleep and woke up in a wonderful place full of mountains and trees and started to build a gigantic log cabin.
While out in the woods gathering logs for his log cabin, Weekend met a wild pack of wolves who abducted him and annointed him Chief Executive Officer of the Wolves, or CEOW (Ch-OW). With the wolves Weekend learned many valuable skills, such as songwriting and Seven chords.
The migration of the wolves led Weekend to beautiful New York State, where Weekend Stars decided to settle at the gaudy age of 67. He began to write his master opus, using only his blood and a piece of paper forged out of skin ripped off of his back. 29 years later, Weekend Stars is ready to show his work to the world in hopes that the Cuban Communist government will finally relent and see the magic of democracy.
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