Biography
da fuck is a French Instagram photographer, and probably a composer, born in Belgium in 1981.
He is the son of the French singer / hairdresser Jean Brel. His mom is a French Frie (like they said).
At 1, he dosen't learned the piano but composed his first pieces anyway.
At 16, he formed the da fuk band, with Ben. Da left no room for Ben, who was fired from it in 2002.
He didn't know how to play any instruments (he still does not now on this day) but begins to record his own music under the influence of Patrick Sebastien, Radiohead and then Chantal Goyat.
On June 16, 1995 he was happy.
In 2000 he started to be part of the society, but stopped a few years later.
His favorite movie is SCREAM 2, he has seen it 6 times in theaters, owns the BLU-RAY in limited edition. He never saw the others, and screams, to whoever wants to hear it, "THERE IS NO OTHE R SCREAM THAN SCREAM 2 !".
In 2003 he sang, in his head, for UNESCO the song "DON'T KILL ME".
2 weeks later he was found brain dead and interned in a mental institution. He was able to leave the hospital by chance 1 month later.
His first album, eponymous, was released in 2005 and contains the non-hit "GOD IS GOOD", but sadly not the world hit "BILLIE JEAN".
Also in 2005, after stopping his treatment, he was again interned in the same mental institution than in 2003, where he saw the movie "Benjamin Gates et le Trésor des Templiers". He ate there, among other things, a packet of M&M'S every day. During his daily walk, he passed by a lady who yelled at him "IN A WOMAN'S PUSSY! IN A WOMAN'S PUSSY!".
He was able to leave the hospital by chance again 1 month later.
On September 3, 2006, he met Jacky, who paid no attention to him THAT day.
The most beautiful dream he had one night was of him getting married to Avril Lavigne.
At the age of 37 he wrote the book "How to be outside the world" but no longer know where he put it.
In 2014 he had the idea to make an album only with the voice of Mihane Yuuki, the most beautiful girl in the world, a Japanese actress. He shares the idea with one of his friend, who sneers.
At the age of 39, after more than 15 years of treatment he asked his psychiatrist if he was schizophrenic, and she answered him "Basically" ("En gros" in french).
His favorite drug is total lack of sleep, and "marcher en ville défoncé" like Bob Marley.
His most accomplished work is the album Autistic Noise Art, so far only listened to by two people (but not by his mother).
He is a supporter of the Korean Women's Curling Team (the “Garlic Team”).
On the morning of July 6, 2019 he walked 18km, at the end he was thirsty. The next day he drank 5 cans of beers at 8 degrees (PRESTIGE) , at the end he was drunk.
He will never stop writing songs and will not invest in more experimental musical forms.
He will probably die run over by a car.
Further more information cannot be found at www.dafuck.fr
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