Biography
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Once upon a time in the seaside resort of Chlamydia, a beached baby whale was bludgeoned to death by mentally unstable spanner-wielding guinea pigs.
The combination of the guinea pigs' war cries, the percussive sound of the spanners crunching through bone and the desperate screeches that the baby whale made as it writhed helplessly in the most gut-wrenching pain imaginable produced a soaring sound that had never before been experienced by the indigenous Chlamydians.
Those sounds were recorded and then uploaded onto this website so you could listen to them in a desperate attempt to fill the void that is your pathetic semi-existence. Dont let the poor baby whale's agonising demise be in vein, enjoy…
Band Members:
Fred West-Bassoon.
Myra Hindley-Bass.
Ian Huntly-Bongos.
Peter Sutcliffe-Kazoo.
Charles Manson-Spoons.
Bono-Vocals
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