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Welp. we made our last delivery kid. Here i am, on the road again. I wined!! i am offcialy not asuper Senior. I maDE it out alive. now the real muthaphuckin Gangsta is walking that stage for graduation! Wohooo! What an acomplishment! I literally killed my self and came back to life over the school participation award. Id liek to thank everyone who read these entries (no body, not even owen) id like to thank my friend John for being by my side during thhis whole ordeal, sticking with me to the very end. hes a great guy. id like to thank the Judgement free, Lunkless environment known as planet fitness for hosting my daily mog seshes, id like to thank some (only some) of my teachers, and last but not least, id like to say SUCK MY PINGARD to the RateYourMusic MODERATORS. FUCK YTOU BITHCA SS NIGGAFS!!! Now i have to use this poverty shit man!! FUCK YOU!!!!! i had a FANDOM waiting for my next entries. I had a lore to uphold!!!!
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but no.... kick idothsinschoolwhenimbort off the platform, becasue he has been using "numerous alt accounts" YOui fucking LIARS!!!. Guilty as charged, but damn it aint roight, THOIRS SOIMWHOINE OILSE COINTROILOING MOII!!!!! its not my fault he guessed the password becasue we use the same passwords. Those faggo ass clowns are too busy frontpaging 8 page college formatted essays about the latest art Rock post rock post cock Pop Rocks Cum sock Art Smock Boat Dock album. OPE, who wouldve thought!!! Its got the LGBTQ Tag on it! immidiately gets +100000 rym points because everyone on that cite practices and supports same sex fornication including and not limited to sex with MINORS! I HATE YOU!!!!!!. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!. PEdofiLS!!!!!
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Ok, this is the end. Idothisinschoolwhenimbor has been a fun run. thumbs up to you guys if you remember sogharam, if you remember the rym days. This Monster Lives, FBI CIA Watchlist, yup all those classics, will never end. Becuase now that high school is over, this era ends with it. Fuck all you bitch ass niggas, all you snithc niggas. AND last but not least you all STAY BLACK, and dont let the honky cracker reptilian moon base harp theyre spraying chemtrails the moon landing was fake, 9/11 was an inside job just google building 7 white men bring you down!!!! peace niggas. DJ MESSY out!
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Spring Break.... FUCKING SUCKED!!! WOOOO, it hasnt ended but that doesnt matter because im not leaving home any way. DOUBLE EAR INFECTIONS! YEA!!!!!! Cant work out, cant mog, get no bitches, no bread, its really just over for me. WELP!!!
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DAY 29: THE ENDS!!!!??? Yup. thats right. i win. like the lottery from new vegas. Smell that air. who won, i did!! We also suirvived the solar eclipse but that shit was lite work for a battle hardened street nigga like me.
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DAY 16: turned in all the makeup work, can only afford to fail One class. Right now 2 classes are failling, but with the new grades, theres a chance at least one of them goes above. Now we WAIT. Like METLICA THE WAIIIITTTTTT
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DAY 15: fuck you all. WoOOHOOOO!!!, My math grades came back and i got a..... WOHOO C-!!! My grade went up... 2POINTS!!!!! FROM A 54 to a 56. Welp. Est Over fir Mich??? You are a watchinh turmoil folks. All of the stories, the trials, the tribulations, all for nothing. now im actually locking the fuck in doing 30 assigments in 0ne day beacsue todays grade deadline for 3q and im failing 2 classes!!!! Fuck ,my bitch ass life. Killing myslef LIVE ON CAMMERA. Well guys, i guess thats it....... LET FREEDOM RING WITH THE SHOTGUN BLASTTTTTT!!! BOOOM \ pow, body hit flor. Autospy, its me. I died. Idothisinscchoolwhenimbor, Done. Cancelled, Hope you guys enjoyed the last show!!!
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............,......... bzzzzzzzzzzzzz .........bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Fly is swarmer(referenc) to my dead body. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. SPLATTTTT WTF WHOSE IN HERE!!. Sitting in my room, with the shotgun in my lap, after i just died, like RONLAD MCNUTT!!! WOO. jk im dead guysm but someone just walked into my room, who tf,,, A...B....B...A "What the fuck..... what is this shit" i say, blinding light obscures my vision,all i see is bright lights and a sillouette of a man, hes tall as shit and i cant tell who it is. slowly i realized i was on my floor, not heaven. I could make out an NES controller in his hand. WHO TF IS IT "sogHaram..... you must continue." Holy fuck.Holy Fucking fuck. i couldnt believe my eyes. In the fucking flesh... the angry video GRAPHICS NETWORK. you motherfucker TROLL!! !he REVIVED TROLLED ME. Well fuck. looks like im back guys, wait what the fuck. I M STUCK IN THE GROUND YOU FUCKING NERDDDDDD!!!!
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DAY 11. FUCK ESPN. FUCKING COONY RETAREDS didnt save my march madness bracket. Oh well. like ihor from whinypoo, Thats all i fucking do now, Thats how i live. OH WEll, OH WELL, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO DO THE MATH TEAST AGAIN OH WELL. The tog G Is in turmoil folks. Im steps away from being a FUCKING SUPER SENIOR!!! this would be so nomrla, IINN OHIO. Im super duper cooper exvcited to annouce that if for some reason i dont graduate this year, i will be dropping out of high school and taking my talents to Trade school and becomin..... drum roll please.... An Electricians APprentice!!! wOOHOOO!! you know what, John update!! HEs A gay FAGGOT who needs to KILL HIMSELF. LOL!!! HAHA. imagine he reads this. Yes Bud. GO FUCK URSELF!!!!. ok that was rude. He has this new troll where if anyone somewhat has a probelm with him, they are now Homophobic. Thats funnmy john, because i literally am. Fuck u nigga, Ill rock ur socks off kid.
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Back to me though, I am FIENDING. Let me read you my grades. A+, B, D,D-,F,F. Ya nigga got double d's like im PHAT TITTES. speaking of tittes need me a bad biddy to come put some in ma hand. HOLLA HOLA hollar at a bitch. Old heads out here mang need them to vouch for a brotha na mean ccuh. As i said, top g is in TUMULTOUS TIMES. ya boy needs something MOINOI WOISE!!! WE GON TEAR THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN BRRBRRBRRBRRR TRUMPET SOLO. WOOO. AJR, LETS FUCKIG GoOOOOo. Ever sicne the 49ers loss the supper bowl. ive been in the Paradoxical Spiral.(Refrednce) Machine cancelled the Boston date. Fuck you robert flynn. You think your some kind of tough guy? Bitchh ass nigga was scared i was finna mog him and steal all of his basketball cards. Come to boston pussy. Phil was right. bbithc ass. you know Damn sure its a white fucking christmas in Boston every year. im failing Econmonics, im failing rizzonomics, but at least im passing thuganomics beucase IM UNTOCHABLE BUT IM FORCIN YOU TO FEEL ME
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was playing basketball and nailed a step back fucking swish get off my park racially motivated NBA range three then looked at the down syndrome kid and went "Green Fuck Nigga"
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DAY 3. DEMONIC LOCK IN DAY HAS BEEN A SUCCEWSSSSS!!!!!! today was the math test and i shit on IT. Lock in like "dun dun da dun dun...... BYE BYE!!!" ladies and gentle man, we got em. THE LONE SIGMA. ive missed the last few days at the gym because ive had to stay up late but, we chill. still gonna be the first man to gain muscle at the during ramadan. Im like the Natty Sam Sulek. Anyway john wants me to hang out tomorrow, which i dont thinlk he knows the demon time im on. The Calorie max bulkage at night cant happen when im at this bums house. im like MAN TO WOLF Like JAems HERFIELD!!!!!!
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DAY 1 OF RAMADAN!!!!! So fucking hungry. Its ok, ive locked in. I have NFL Free Agency keeping me company. What a fun tiem!!Got rejected by one of my schools.... and i only applied to 2..... so we might be cooked regardless of a lock in. Lol. Welp. We're cooked, we're done, Were finished. Community college HERE WE COOMEEEEE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOo. also the horn meter is crazy. I know we just met but girl, lets roll.
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Hey Guys, been awhile!!!!! Im currently on the 28-3 TOm Brady academic comback arc. We are 2 months away from Super Seniordom. But were so back. Because i will LOCK IN becasue guess whats next week. ITS ramadan agaim, and if you remeber the lore, im an academic FIEND during the holy month. Allah is on my side now nigga, UR ALL FUCKED!!!!. Bye bye Senioritis! The level of educational mogging that will take over this school will have even the smartest of bookworms quivering at night. And we're getting jacked and gonna start training so we will MOG. ITS ZYZZZZ SEASON!!! WE GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS!! 2.65 GPA SZNNNN. HERE WEE COOOMMEEEEEEEE. oh how i misseed you all last fm, all one of you (Owen) that reads this. Luckily, its unblocked on the computers, so, it seems to me, Im back.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the last day of schoool. This is really sad, especially because non e of my friends are here. But also im really happy because now i get to play Minecraft every fucking day. My routine will be Austin THoery levels. Wake up, masturbate, say GM in the group chat, Minecraft/Cod WW2, gym, Minecraft/codww2 again, sleep at 3 am. It’s me,, LA NUTMEG FIELD FAIRY ,,,,, BEEN HERE BEFORE<,,,,,, BEEN HEER BFEORE COULDNT SAY I LIKED IT. . YEAAHHH!!!! YEAH. like la knight. YEAH!!!!!! Just got a new job application for the summer at Circus Babies Party Rentals. So excited to meet fan favorites El Chip and Toy Freddy.
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Theres a disgusting TRROOOOOONNNNNNN behind me. TRRRRROOOOOOOOOOON JAKKKKK I’m a man of the IMP Jak island. ,so i dont relate to these troons fighting a world war against the reich of chudjak
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SUFFERING RIGHT NOW…. head hurts, nose clogged. I cant focus on my work. Need to sleep, but i cant. Because i will get bum raped. Need crack
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Today i had a little thought excersie on the catwalk. This little Indian kid was walking in front of me real slow and i know this kid and he’s like realllly reallly really fucking annoying. I thought about it, what if i took the fucking kid and threw him over the catwalk. What would happen? Would my fellow students agree? Probably not if I just threw his ass off and watched it splatter on the tiles below. How much jail time would i get? It’s all good questions but unfortunately, nothing came of it.
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I NEED TO LEAD THE PARADE OR THOIS SHOIT OIS GOINOI FOICOING TOIKE MOI LOIFEEEEEEE!!!!!!@!@!@!!!!!
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Black and White movies are so fucking sick. I’m sorry they are so fucking cool.
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Here we are. Math class. This class fucking sucks. How the fuck are we learning new shit when finals are in like a week. Sooo stupid
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I’m covered in fucking sweat because isnt it fun to have first period gym in a desert fucking wasteland of a gymnasium. It’s ok i was white boy ballin. Also, I have a new agenda. If we do not get MJF vs Kenny Omega or CM Punk in the next year, AEW is a retard company that is wasting MJF talent. SORRY SORRY I talk to much wrestling ill stop.. .
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Double or nothing was mid. The last 2 matches were HEAT but the rest of the Ppv was kind of poooopoooo. It’s ok.
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Scrobbles being broklemn every other day LOOOOOOLLLLLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLLLOLOLOLOLLLLOOOLOOLLOOLllololololo
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THE JUDDDASSS KISSSSSSSS. Say what u want about kirks wwaahwawh, but That solo kicks FUCKING ASS, been stuck in my head alll day. JUDAS LIVES RECITE THIS VOW, IVE BECOME UR NEW GOD NOW. Wait… do you hear that…… im become im become im becoming…….. DUN DUN DADUN DUN DUN DADUN DADADADADUNDUN Your are beautiful on the in side OMG ITS CHRIS JERICHO TUNE IN THIS SUNDAY FOR AEW DOUBLE OR NOTHING LIVE FROM T-MOBILE. ARENA IN LAS VEGAS NEVADA to SEE THE JUDAS, THE OCHO, LE CHAMPION, Y2J, THE WIZARD, CHIRS JERICHO FACE ADAM COLE BAY BAY IN AN UNSACNTIONED MATCH FEAUTURING GUEST ENFORECER SABU. Ok. But besides that, we good
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This is the most boring shit ever. Legit ready to fall asleep. I’m so fuckin hungry too. It’s all my iPads fault too. It just doesn’t load 90% of websites for no reason at all, so i can’t play any games.3 things could save me right now… 1, a bad bitch come suck my dick under this here table 2. At lunch a massive tray of Culver’s appears in front of me 3. A ballistic missle hits the other side of the school causing school to go out and be cancelled for the rest of the year. Too bad none of that will happen and i will remain in this folding chair doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yea and my headphones are dead so I guess I’ll go fuck myself. It’s like dempsey said No Dice, No cash, no Culver’s , No women, no tunes…. Nothing.
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DUDE. I WOULD DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGs BRO. I was telling my friends at lunch bro I WOULD STICK MY FINGERS RIGHT UP IN THERE BRO. First time I’ve eaten lunch from the cafeteria since kinnelon dude. All 3 humanly desires i have right now. Thirst, lust, and hunger.
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My syndrome is down and so is…. MY A TOWN!!! A TOWN… .DOWNNNN!!! So my theory pillers, school is nearly over, and this is a big weeken d, because it is AEW Double or Nothing BITCHESSSSSS!! WOOOOOO, and also its NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS BITCHHHHESSS!! WOOOOOOO. Ok, no more of that.
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See, i like my friends, but when ur a disgusting greasy piece of shit with piss yellow teeth, can you please maybe stand 10-15 yards away u fucking skel. This retard is practically rubbing up against me what r u a homo? Retard im walking away becauase you need to understand social cues u fat retard. Ok so hows ur day! Loge gift isnt here yet, im rocking to some Strapping YOung Lad, HUGE Aew Dynamite tonight. I’m hyped. Also Raising Canes opens TODAY. LETS FUCKING GOOOOO> IM FINNA EAT LIKE A KING. I CANT WAIT< TILL I CAN TELL SEXUAL STORIED ON HERE LIKE EIGHT THOUGTS in 30 years
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What’s going on. Hyped for loges gift today. Listening to Sinatra, this is insane bro Sinatra is so fucking fire. Not the song the Artist the singer. Ok. So 72 seasons gone. Here we are 18 years old. And now it’s time to start the 10 year plan. In 10 years i will update this profile, and if i do not have a Bugatti and am not partying in Vegas everyday slinging dick and saying no to drugs, i consider my life a faliure.
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Im dying. This shit made me MAD sleepy bro. Need school to end already bro im tappin out.
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Did I mention that Kenny omega is THE FUCKING GOAT. Like he’s like my Logan Paul. Kenny is my hero, he is very nice, thats why i wrote a shout about him twice. That spot were he did the V trigger throug the cage. Idk how fake i dont care. It was sick and i popped.
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Ladies, gentleman, and all my fellow gay trans and boosted impowered individiual , Kenny Omega is the Fucking goat! Ok so today we have a chem test and I’vee got to study during school instead of at home because im sorry, Kenny Omega was on my tv screen last night. Kenny O-Fucjing Mega.
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So my Birthday is in a week. yay. Now we have to continue the grind, sadly my health teacher still hasn’t graded my shit and it says i have an F and it’s pissing me off. Fucking whore. Ok thats mean she’s a nice teacher she just give way too much work. So like a fucking dumbass, on the chem quiz today, i didnt study at all and still figured out what to do, but i didnt realize there was 2 questions so i still failed so fucking dumb. Maybe if u didnt give me a fucking football field of space to do the first question I would’ve known. Big quiz is soon so we have a chance for redemption .
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Feeling Phonky as fuck. Rn we got some City blaring on these shitty apple wired headphones because my real ones…, we know already. My penis is gonna get hard it’s just bound to happen. So many baddies in this Study woody woodpecker down there is gonna try not see his shadow on groundhogs day. lets see what else can i talk about. I learned how to ride a bike today! I have a line of chain grease on my leg now. Sad. We had a soccer game today and we got slapped 3-0 by a shitty team full of fat people and a guy who looked like James Hetfield. James Hetfield was chill , ironically the only kid on the other team talking shit was ugly as fuck. Think of Julian with big bug eyes, black hair, shitty facial hair, and a massive Jew Nose. It’s these little FUCKING Indian kids on my team. They get the ball, they stunt, kick it forward a little bit, and lose the ball. EVERY FUCKING TIME. No clue how these kids are even playing the sport. Should be illegal. They get so scared. I dont becuase im aTopG
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I’m SpongeBob. IM sponge bob I’m SpongeBob I’m SpongeBob I’m SpongeBob I’m spongebob
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So last night i was complaining about how my health assignment asked me to pull 3 examples from social media that are body negative and i got really mad. Because it’s true, my social media is football, wrestling, and steak videos. But then, today, just about 5 minutes ago, i had an ipifhaney. OHHH MYYYYYYY GOOD. Joey Swole. Joey Swole posts like 999999999 videos of people being dickheads in the gym. And also I remembered on YouTube shorts a month ago i kept getting ads for “An insane ice weight loss hack”. WE”RE SAVED! WE’RE SAVED!!!!!! Like the SpongeBob episode. Dundun dundun dun dun. Believe in the magic conch that is known as twitter, it will save you.
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SEVENTY TWOOOO SEASONS GOOONEEE. Agreed, James. Now that these 72 seasons are nearly gone, i think it’s time i go out with a bang 72nd season finale is me doing Joshua Henderson “You Pawgs hear Me?? BZZZZZZZZTTTZTTTT!!!! AHHHH my penis inside the outlet on the wall.
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You know what. FUCK THIS. Ever since i stopped fasting this shit has been miserable. It’s been terrible. I’m going back. Fuck the normal life. I’m going back. Only eating when the suns down.
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You know what. This week is the GRIND WEEK. Last week was terrible. So many small little shitty things happened it was miserable,. My headphones are completely fucked. The do not charge and they do not stay on longer than 45 seconds. So unfortunately we are going to spend on a new pair. FUck Sony. Sony can suck my dick. How the fuck am i gonna listen to shadows follow now? So this week we are putting nuts to butts.
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Miserable week. And i got work tonight soooo its not over. for US History II in the. State of Massachusetts it is required to do the “Civic Action” project as your final test grade. This is fucking Retarded because i don’t care. Like im not a very political guy, DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT POLTICS like JDEVIL My Man. You have to pitch a problem and a solution, which is pretty fucking sick becasue there isnt any solutions. No promblem is ever gonna be fixed and especially not be me. The only problem I have is what am i gonna eat after work tonight.
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Isn’t it crazy that Ice Cube literally called Eazy E a faggot, eluded to Dre wearing lipstick, and said MC ren was getting pounded in the ass by Eazy, said that they should kill eazy E yet people flipped their shit about him calling Jerry Yeller a Jew. I could say more about this but i won’t… because I’ve been informed my my legal informant Chuck McGill that if i do im in legal danger.
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RETURN TO HEELLLLL ANDDD BACKKKKKKKKkkk Ok so we was watching Chad Q and Leon from Curb ur enthusiasm last night Comeback 3-0 vs the Daron Malakian’s and i had an ipifhany OH MY GOD>. THEERES SO MANY WAYS TO TUBE YA. Hockey is a top 2 sport. Fuck this gas ass shit bro, im done with Basketball blow a foul on every play like wtf. No more fasting so i can wack my Willy and eat food to my hearts content. I’m doing swell, just fuckin swell today.
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Hey fellas. Long study today AND NOW I SLAM MY GAVEL DOWN!!! Sorry, dirty window’s on. Nostalgia for last summer is in FULL effect right now. I want to go back to Las Vegas so bad. It’s pretty weird. As u know, i am the Straight edge Super Star cm HUNK! And i dont like drinking smoking and I also kinda don’t like gambling but hey, I’ll play a round. But i fucking love Las Vegas. Like i am obsessed. Id live there with jerma985 and play some coin game with him any day NEVER SEE WHAT HE DID, GOT STUCK WHERE HE HID, FALLING THROUGH THE GRID, holy shit this goes so hard. Something about Vegas man. Home of the best shooting as well. None of these pussy ass white/trans/latinX/ weirdo kids shooting a random kindergarten in the middle of Shitsville, Nowhere. Nah, this time, it’s a based white dude with like 80 guns trying each of them out on the country music festival. Just dont ask the CIA how he got those guns up there. Then you’ll wake up in a cell with big black Tyrone and his monster dick
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My scrobbles still dont work. Fuck this website . Need the world to see my 100 listens of bleeding me
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today WE GO JIM like ZYZZ. Pressure makes diamonds, and when applied to your penis, it also makes splooge. People are so obsessed with being comfortable now. They go on twitter and they think they are being fucking visionaries complaining about bullshit from the comfort of their middle class home on the latest iPhone. ur a COONSOOMER. Notice it’s always the rich ones. Whether it’s about race, gender, sexuality, class, or being a FATASS, it’s always the comfortable ones who complain. The want the world to be easier, and they hide behind their brothas in the trenches. Fat women especially want to be seen as beautiful… No. u don’t deserve anything, the world doesn’t NEED to be inclusive like that. The least we should be guaranteed is freedom. The world will judge, its human nature. And if ur objective is to appeal to that demographic, how about u strive to fit that mold instead of changing it to fit u. Even worse with the dudes. These Incels on twitter. KILL YOURSELF. STOP WALLOWING KYS
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My headphones fucking snapped. That’s the second time in the last year. Fucking bullshit. Not the joint, but a piece of pull plastic snapped. How the fuck that happens is beyond me. Luckily it’s fixable but now i go to school on a miserable working Friday with no tunes. My scrobbles!!!!!!!!
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