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SovietByke
WHY has music gone to a pit of garbage/fire? Write down the word music, then switch around the c and the s and replace the 'I' with a 'U'. It spells MUCUS! And that's exactly what today's music is.
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SovietByke
Try this was out when people spill coke I want to do it to me and fruity hair again well as Coldplay or Mr Bush TV playing songs with the chesterfield sofa talking to fruit of the babies no more holidays booked on my phone numbers and she is in a nice picture on my grrrilling in the norm of Oiled mic Donald's happiness formuvula beak cousin scale sac euphemism said Fred coral horse pudding but you're right...
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SovietByke
I love microplastics. I love glyphosate. I love asbestos. I love leaded fuel. I love cigarette tar. I love 5G. I love hypercapitalistic attention economies. And, most of all, I love vaccines—that's why I'm retarded.
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nietzschan
I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it. Short for Prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box.
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nietzschan
And one more thing. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, you’re a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
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SovietByke
The names SovietByke. Wanna improve your life? Binge watch all of my videos and then do no more than 10 push ups per day for the next 6 years, ensure that push ups are your entire workout. Talking to women is off limits as their pheromones kill your gains. Don't go to the gym either, that's not resourceful. Hardmewing looksmaxxing bonesmashing champion, truecel, never felt the warmth of a woman, women are worthless when you have a strong jawline from 25 years of hardmewing. IQ: 195, Military: respect them, Education: Never went to school, grades mean nothing when you know the game of money.
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AugmentedTurnip
Me and my band was invited to play at a beach house. We have some songs ready and all that but I was thinking we'd need to spice up the performance. Any suggestions?
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SovietByke
need a graphic designer for a logo or a banner sugar daddy sugarmommy trust wallet essay logo school design gfx cashapp hacked banned playstation my ft stolen i lost my metamask trust wallet my instagram got hacked ananas Pistazie bots Roblox account Fortnite account
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nietzschan
Remember when Thom was blonde and made good albums that aren't low budget aphex twin?
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SovietByke
I am a very irregular high schooler, with a genius level IQ and top-end math skill. I view myself a nerd, but many others see me as an annoyance, which I agree with. Outside the hell I call school, I'm a hardcore gamer, and have been console gaming ever since I was 5. I generally grasp basics of anything, especially in gaming, in an incredibly small amount of time, but I rarely get REALLY good at anything. Just good. Games I play include just about anything with Pokémon, Zelda, Mario, Metroid, WarioWare, Tony Hawk, Super Smash Bros, or Super Monkey Ball in the title. I also pwn at Guitar Hero. Lately, I've been mostly playing WoW. If, for some reason, you find the need to talk to me, look for me on my mage, Doghealer, Maelstrom-Horde, lv 80. Please do not request a friend invite. My friend list is only for people I know personally.
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SovietByke
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SovietByke
The Strokes are an American rock band from New York City. Formed in 1998, the band is composed of lead singer and songwriter Julian Casablancas, guitarists Nick Valensi and Albert Hammond Jr., bassist Nikolai Fraiture, and drummer Fabrizio Moretti. They were a leading group of the early-2000s indie rock revival. The release of their EP The Modern Age in early 2001 sparked a bidding war among major labels, with the band eventually signing to RCA Records. That summer, they released their debut album, Is This It, to critical acclaim and strong sales. It has since appeared on numerous "best album" lists. It was followed by Room on Fire (2003) and First Impressions of Earth (2005), both of which sold well but failed to match Is This It in critical success. Following a five-year hiatus, they released Angles (2011) to a generally positive reception, and Comedown Machine (2013) to lukewarm critical reception, both with dwindling sales.
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SovietByke
Following the end of their initial contract with RCA, they released the Future Present Past EP (2016) through Casablancas' label Cult. The band were relatively inactive throughout the decade, making infrequent live appearances and directing most media attention to individual projects. In 2020, they released their first studio album in seven years, The New Abnormal, produced by Rick Rubin and released through Cult and RCA. Critics considered the album a return to form. It went on to win Best Rock Album at the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards.
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SovietByke
Meri Krismas, moj idiot. Je li opet nova godina? Ja nemam ništa specifično da kažem, ali nadam se da ti si imao puno seksi-tajm ovaj godina, i da imaš još više u budućnosti. Ako možete, molite se da ja pronađem slatku azijsku ženu. Sretna nova godina.
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nietzschan
Sretna nova godina moj crnac! Za mene prošla godina je bila jedna među najboljima ikad. Bilo je jako teških dana, ali isto tako i predivnih dana koje ću pamtit do kraja života. Sada zaista vjerujem da neka vrata u životu se otvaraju sa razlogom. Drago mi je da sam živ i da imam ljude kao što si ti u svom životu. Spreman sam na sve izazove koji me čekaju ove godine. Inshallah.
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SovietByke
As someone who knows the Sonic the Hedgehog lore I can say that I think the trailer for the second sonic movie is lazy. Let me explain, in sonic 3 and knuckles Eggman tricks knuckles into thinking sonic is a bad guy. In sonic adventure 1 the game was ridiculed for just copying and pasting knuckles story from sonic 3 and I believe it is the same with the trailer for sonic the hedgehog 2. If we look at the trailer we can clearly see that towards the end of it Dr robotnick introduced knuckles to sonic while he attacked him. Anyways thank you for listening to me as someone who is deep in the knowledge of the sonic lore I am the perfect person for all your sonic lore needs.
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SovietByke
Why the fucking fuck did you add me, you little piece of shit? Last thing I need is some fuckin Czeck Republic, Ukranian lookin mother fucker on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.
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AugmentedTurnip
If Radiohead have a million fans I am not one of them. If Radiohead have ten fans I am not one of them. If Radiohead have only one fan then that one fan is not me. If Radiohead have no fans, that means the world has finally accomplished something . If the world is against Radiohead, I am against Radiohead.
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nietzschan
If Turnips wardrobe closet has a million pairs of socks he's not wearing any of them. If Turnips wardrobe closet has 10 pairs of socks he's not wearing them. If Turnips wardrobe closet has only one pair of socks he's not gonna wear them. If Turnips wardrobe closet has no socks at all, that means he has finally accomplished something. If the world is against Turnip for not wearing socks, he is against the world.
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SovietByke
If a million people are bowling, Turnip is one of them. If only ten people are bowling, Turnip is one of them. If only person is bowling then Turnip is that one person. If no person is bowling, that means bowling alleys have introduced "no socks, no service" stipulations. If the world is against bowling, Turnip is against the world.
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SovietByke
If Radiohead have a million fans I am one of them. If Radiohead have ten fans I am one of them. If Radiohead have only one fan then that one fan is me. If Radiohead have no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Radiohead, I am against the world.
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nietzschan
radiohead like a hole thom yorke as your soul i'd rather die than give you another album
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SovietByke
heyyy king I saw your tweet about how women are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree, although I myself am a woman, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. "one of the good ones" as some may say, btw I never even noticed how fat your balls are till now but they're awesome
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SovietByke
Look, we get it, ok? You're a boomer. You don't have to scrobble Pink Floyd to tell us.
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SovietByke
MMMMMM 😋, Lil Whip 🍦 Lil Whip 🥶 Lil Whip 🍨, MMMMMM 😋, take your pick 🎯, take a lick 👅, just like this MMMMMM 😋, whip it up 🍧, Lil Whippin in your cup 🥤, MMMMMM 😋, lil whippin 🍦 dripping 💧flavor 🤤that’s what’s up 😎
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nietzschan
I'm literally Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson[2][3] (born 13 May 1986) is an English actor. Known for starring in both big-budget and independent films, Pattinson has ranked among the world's highest-paid actors. In 2010, Time magazine named him one of the 100 most influential people in the world, and he was featured in the Forbes Celebrity 100 list.
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AugmentedTurnip
Really? I mean what else was he in that people watched besides Twilight, that new meme Batman and a minor role in Harry Potter?
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SovietByke
I hate EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What don’t they understand?! Why is everyone so annoying! School sucks! Everyone steps on the back of my shoes, and they don’t say sorry! I hear the most insane and irritating things come from people’s mouths! AGH! Why can they not be metacognitive like myself?! I hope no one talks to me. I hope no one FUCKING talks to me!
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AugmentedTurnip
I don't know about you but if a girl told me that she loved The Smiths I would be consumed with animalistic lust and I'd just fuck her right then and there in the elevator. I wouldn't even care if anyone came in as I'd just keep going. The funny thing is I don't even like The Smiths.
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AugmentedTurnip
On the real though I'd be pissed if someone put their hands on my headset to whisper something in my ears or whatever.
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nietzschan
I had people do this to me at work when I listen to music, but I don't mind it at all tbh. It just shows they have interest in me and it's always a good icebreaker to start a conversation. I haven't done it myself though.
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SovietByke
The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
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AugmentedTurnip
Sometimes I'll just sit on a rooftop and brood while listening to Nirvana. You could say I'm just like Batman.
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nietzschan
Sometimes I'll just sit in my car and brood while listening to Nightcall. You could say I'm just like Driver.
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SovietByke
This scene inspired me to get my own custom business cards rather than the cheap ones my company offers. I went with eggshell white, embossed gel lettering, with a matte finish. There truly is something special about a card that has a tasteful thickness to it. I have been complimented many times on my cards.
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nietzschan
“The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL——IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It's not the seals I hate——it's the audience's enjoyment of them that bothers me.”
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nietzschan
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started flirting with femboys.
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AugmentedTurnip
I'm telling you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a mommy gf. I mean, girls have daddy bfs all the time and no one criticizes them but why is it so weird suddenly when the roles have reversed? Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend who's naturally nurturing (I mean, they should be anyway, it's their only role) and if she doesn't have a child yet I would happily fill that role. I think it's just them practicing for real motherhood for when we have kids together. Also, it's not like I'm her actual kid or anything, that would be weird, I just like to suck on her tit while she pats my head while we watch TV or something, it's very comforting. I think having a mommy gf is the best because she's like your actual mom (maybe even better) and you can also fuck her, you get the best of both worlds. So fuck you, I'm going to go have dinner with my gf now.
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nietzschan
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT! UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY! I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
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nietzschan
Cage has been married five times. His first wife was actress Patricia Arquette (married in April 1995, divorce finalized in 2001). Cage's second marriage was to singer and songwriter Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley. Presley and Cage married on August 10, 2002, and filed for divorce 107 days later on November 25, 2002. The divorce was finalized on May 16, 2004. Cage's third wife is Alice Kim. They were married at a private ranch in northern California on July 30, 2004. She gave birth to their son, Kal-El (after Superman's birth name), on October 3, 2005. The couple divorced in January 2016. In March 2019, Cage married Erika Koike in Las Vegas, only to file for annulment four days later. On February 16, 2021, Cage married for the fifth time, to his girlfriend Riko Shibata.
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SovietByke
oh 😅 my god... you're gay? 👨 i'm 🕵 like... 💖🅱 so 😖 happy for 😣🎅 you 🌠🌐 that 🚟 you're 👉 gay! 👈 that's so 💯🕥 cool, 🤤😎 it's 🙌👏 awesome! 🙆🤙 It's 😽 awesome that 😐 you're 🐶 gay! 😂💋 wait... 🙅🛑 what? 😱 you're 🤵 gay? oh my god... 👀 i had no idea that 🆚👌 you're gay... 👨😂 i 💯 had 🅱 like 🐧🗣 no 🤦❌ idea that 🍆🔍 you're gay but... 🍑 that's, 👋😐 like, so ❓🙇 awesome. ✅ No, 🚫👎 i 👨 had no idea that 👉 you're gay, 👨 but 😠🍑 that's so 🤗😂 awesome... ♀ that ➕👨 you're ☝💁 gay 🏳🍑
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nietzschan
If bladee🗡👌and my girl👫😍 both drowning 😱🌊 and i can only save one☝️😦 catch me at her funeral😔👻🌷 drained out with my shield gang 🛡🔗💯
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SovietByke
MY TEACHERS NEVER TAUGHT ME THAT HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS OR THAT HOW TO MAKE MY PAPERS STACK HOW TO GET A DM BACK HOW TO BUY A LAMBO CASH MY TEACHERS NEVER LIKED ME ONE BIT THEY SAID I WOULD AMOUNT TO BE SHIT THEY THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANOTHER MISFIT I HAD TO MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SPLIT NOW JAKEY IN A MANSION GOT 8 BUILDERS FOR EXPANSION ALL THESE DIAMONDS ON MY DANCES MRS. CLAUSE JUST SEE ME FLASHIN' MY LAMBO HIT THE GAS ALL THESE PRIUS'S I'M PASSIN' DOIN 60 IN CALABASAS I FEEL LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN MY TEACHERS SAID I NEEDED TO GET UP ON MY GRADES I NEED TO GET MY B'S AND RAISE THEM UP TO THE A'S I WALK IN THE CLASS I GOT SUPREME ON MY J'S YOU ALWAYS TRYNA HATE BUT YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY I'M ALMOST AT THE TOP I'M THE YOUNG LEBRON JAMES I'M NOT THE SAME IN MY OWN BRAIN I'M IN A DIFFERENT LANE IT'S YO GIRL SUNNY AND CALL ME MRS. STAY-ON-TOP I'M ON THIS ROCKET KILLIN' THE GAME AND THIS A BOP
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SovietByke
NEVA' TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLOW AND I BE ON THE BEATS SKIPPIN' CLASS ALL DAY THERE BE F'S ALL ON MY SHEET DETENTIONS EVERYDAY GOT ME KICKED OFF THE TEAM THE TEACHERS NEVER CARED ABOUT MY CALIFORNIA DREAM I WAS NOTHIN' JUST A NERD LIKE MC LOVIN MY TEACHER'S FRONTIN TALKIN' SHIT 'CAUSE I'M NOTHIN' NOW I'M SOMETHIN' SPEAKER'S BUMPIN' CROWD JUMPIN' MONEY COMIN' WRIST FLOODED GIRLS LOVIN' WHIP STUN IN MY TEACHERS NEVER TAUGHT ME THAT HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS OR THAT HOW TO MAKE MY PAPERS STACK HOW TO GET A DM BACK HOW TO BUY A LAMBO CASH
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Thom_newYork
Jeste, ali osim Radioglave NewThomaYorka, kako ti se sviđa moja sluš-lista? Nemamo iste stvari... Ali nađe se par istih imena svako tolko, which s ok
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nietzschan
Nije loše, imaš potencijala. Pixies, mbv, Slowdive i Have a Nice Life je sve što baš nikad ne čujem od ljudi koje poznajem s balkana i to je za pohvalit. Možda poznajem krive ljude. Inače mrzim žene. Pozdrav iz Kazakstana.
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