Bladee

To the person that messaged me and said I was not a real Bladee fan; I accidentally deleted your message and I cannot remember your username so I'll post my reply here: how am I not a real fan? First off, I have bought a burial plot in Stockholm (a place which I travel to at least once a week from Pennsylvania just so I can walk the same streets as Bladee did as a child). Secondly: I took a mortgage out on my house just to collect enough money to (hopefully one day) buy the master tapes of 'Gluee'. And last but not least: I quit my job, broke up with my girlfriend and cut all ties with family and friends just so I could spend as much time as possible deciphering Bladees lyrics. I am a real fan. As real as it gets. Do not ever contact me again with such upsetting nonsense. I am actually crying as I type this. OK.

I witnessed bladee say nigga in 2014 and he gave me $50000 for my silence

Whoever was playing with their nipples at the Bladee concert, I saw you. I remember you.

Bladee if he was a girl: Ladee

evil bladee should be a video game -->

thing im thankful for bladee, vaping, fornite

when the fans and the haters are both corny

every single one in this shoutbox is annoying as fuck or just weird in the worst way possible, just shut the fuck up

Bladee if he was WOKE: 1DEMISEXUAL / GAY Boy / WOKEfield / LEFTIST News / GAY Steve Jobs / OBIdient / For KAMALA HARRIS / SEX / Nike Just HAVE GAY SEX / That PARTY You VOTE / DeGAY / GAYllege boy / PENIS Master / I'm GAY

Girl: i am having heart surgery Boy: i know i love you . . **after surgery girl wake up with dad next to her** Girl: where is boy? Dad: he listenin' to that unreleased bladee shi😭😭 Bladee: hi im bladee sweden repost if you crode

corniest shoutbox on lastfm

HIIIIII

from vagina 👇

wife looked me in the eye and said "yuor not drainy". Her nose started growing at a rapid rate. I proceeded to shove a nuke up her pussy.

Nothing better than listening to #Bladee... 🇸🇪 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

jesus if he was white

i think I have some type of disorder that makes me play the same song for hours straight and that's probably why I have 5k scrobbles on some random songs

from tiktok 👇

This is a poll, click the like button if you are gay. I have heard rumors everyone who listens to this is a twink or likes twinks

raped by reality again

anyone else find it crazy that bladee has an asshole and he's just walking around with it?

I remember his music was for truecels that were awkward like me, we would relate to his lyrics and now is full of egirls and normies that ruined my niche community... its truly over but for real this time.

Bladee is like homosexuality first you deny it and try to listen to "normal music" but the thoughts never go away you cant stop thinking about the ne na na na if i see weed i gotta light it boy. You try to suppress the thoughts by dating women but you really want to date bladee... In the end, we all get back shots from bladee it's just a matter of time.

Bladee stuns in new photo.

Swedish jackzebra

Most of his photos look like a Memory

we may not think to highly of bladee at first but the more we learn about him the more he works his way into our hearts

definitely one of the most annoying and cringe fanbase ever

My bladey my bladey..... Ur my bladey say it to me...........

thank you dg ceo for making my 2020 slightly less miserable

I used to like Bladee a lot until I realized it was normalizing and even making me believe that depression is cool since the lyrics really spoke to me. He honestly seems like an mkultra experiment. I’ve heard that he is essentially a psychic vampire that sucks your energy when you listen to his music and he even referenced himself as a vampire in many songs.

we all stroked it to bladee once

changed my perspective on music

i feel like he jerks off to social constructs

never seen a bladee fan on lastfm that has less than 600 scrobbles

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bladee. The lyricism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the notes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Benjamin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Drain literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just beautiful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bladee truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Bladee's existential catchphrase "Im Bladee, She Call Me Bladeey," which itself is a cryptic reference to *Bladee's Swedish epic Loss and Gain* I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Drain Gang's genius unfolds itself on their ipod screens

i'm crying because i got a j*b and now i cant listen to bladee ANYMORE

Two weeks ago I didn't like Bladee, today he is my second most scrobbled artist

If Bladee, the rapper, got tickled on his feet, it could be a pretty amusing and unexpected moment, especially given the contrast between his public persona and the playful situation. He might laugh uncontrollably, try to play it cool, or even make a humorous reference to it in his music or social media. It could be a lighthearted moment that his fans would enjoy, showing a more relaxed and relatable side of him. How do you guys think he’d handle it in a public or private setting?

single women who make 6 figures and listen to bladee hmu im a 17 year old boy looking for someone to invest in my new crpyto DRAINCOIN

the way he stands in his music videos is so tuff boi💯😫🔥

this guy looks too good for his music to be so horrible

Not texting my boyfriend back im too busy celebrating Bladee birth

If Bladee, geek bars, carts, and Fortnite were all drowning and I could only save one, I would save Bladee.

just started listening to bladee when do i become a insufferable retard

All bladee fans are heckin unemployed virgins LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.IJBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLNLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

there won't ever be another like him

Bladee if he was boring: blandee

if you listen to bladee youre forced to also listen to either the smiths or kpop girl groups

what are you doing in drain,idiot Few seconds later 😂 #DrainGangPakistan🇵🇰