Biography
Flaming Boner is the best band you've ever seen.
In a far away galaxy there existed the peaceful planet of Boneria. The citizens of the planet were developed far beyond us and they were happy. And then disaster struck. The planet suffered apocalyptic catastrophes. The planet was destroyed. However, one inhabitant escaped.
A single infant was place on a space ship. He travelled for light years before crash landing on our planet. He was now a fully grown man. A strange reaction to the Earth's atmosphere caused him to constantly be consumed by flames that never would harm him. It also gave him extraordinary powers. He used these powers to defend the earth.
He stands tall for justice and desire.
He is…
Flaming Boner
The Hero. The Legend. The Phallus.
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