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Jonathan Niehaus aka Zoojay (Born June 3rd, 1986) is an overweight, aspie, virgin, and bestiality songwriter ; who sounds like the lovechild of Cartman and Chris Chan when he speaks. He is a 26 year old zoophile who still lives with his parents in Indiana. More importantly he got fired from his job at the pet store for molesting dogs, and is notable for videotaping himself molesting his aunts' huskies. Jonathan is a seriously disturbed furfag with too much time on his hands. Finally, almost all of the songs he produces are about having sex with dogs, or his burning desire to get a canine of his own.
As was stated earlier, Johnathan has written over 30 songs about his desire to rape a dog - in graphic detail. A majority of his songs consists of him singing about finding a dog (or owning one) and fucking it until one of them gets a bleeding asshole. Most of his songs have a particular dog as its' focus; A Siberian Husky.
Essential listening are: "I need or want a Siberian husky right now", "Anal sex (with the doggy)", "Husky cock", "Legalized bestiality needs to happen", "Sex with Huskies, again?!!", "Mate that pussy", and "Huskies in need (for sex)".Another theme of his songs is his hatred for his own father. And it gets much worse…
He's also ripped off at least a few songs that are known of. An example of his song theft is his song Aww, Cute Dog, which is no more than an Autotune version of Two Ton Paperweight with Johnathan's vocals, possibly also autotuned.
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