Biography
Ollie K wears a gas mask. Ollie K rides skateboards fashioned from the teeth of starving immigrants. Ollie K produces beats so dark they are the collective targets of racial abuse. Ollie K hangs out near schools and playgrounds smiling gleefully.
Ollie K once killed 50 wild boars and then ate the still-warm flesh straight off the bone. Ollie K washes his hair in bear urine just to get that extra edge that cannot be found elsewhere. Ollie K invented aids.
Ollie K cured aids then kept the formula to himself just to be a cunt. Ollie K has never once given any sum to any charity, but has stolen grain from those little Ethiopian kids.
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