Biography
This is the story of a group of middle school-aged songs who decided they wanted to write some boys. Their first set of boys were awfully sidiotic, generally taking form of a sid with braces, long hair, and an obsession with plates.
Their second set of boys consisted of one girl, her name was pheebes and she glowed with an effervescent pinkness at all times of they day. These songs thought they knew what life was all about, but at the end of the second boy-era they were being defined by hairy tacs.
Then one day, these songs discovered fonts. Fonts were their favorite food. They ended up taking a short break from writing boys in order to explore their newfound obsession with fonts.
Then, they reunited to form one of the most popular, hippest, saddest, sandiest, messiest bands of all time. This band is known as Retina.
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