Biography
Rickhead was born in Germany in 1944 in a hospital and was put in an oven almost immediately. His only influences are Vlade Divac and all the Bluff City Brassmen. Monsignor Adam Rivers joined as the bassist in 1983 and was quickly fired for injuring too many audience members with his grotesque genitalia. Then he was rehired and fired again to serve time for the double murder of his twin sons in Chicago. Adam resided with a carpenter in Dublin for a few gay years, where they shared a cottage and ran a Race Car Derby School with famous Christian Scientist Andy Andersen (who auditioned for the band, but his thumbs were too large). In 2011, Adam was outlawed from playing the bass by the Immigration and Naturalization Services and exiled in the Arizona desert, chained to a large rock in a field of peyote. Six years later he re-emerged from a cocoon he built of shame to perform a twelve hour bass solo that was simultaneously rewritten by the ghost of his infant father, in order to awaken the troves of cursed Nazi zombies that are actually all alive and well in my backyard. After that, he was quickly fired from the band again. Rickhead continues on as a double triple trio solo act, and will be touring the Catskill Mountains in 2012 until the world totally fucking explodes.
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