Biography
The Blats is an elementary school choir consists of the worst criminals in the world.
It's all started when Reindeer Dulce recorded various people jumping off Azrieli Towers, Tel Aviv after drinking some heroine energy chewing gums. Suddenly out of nowhere he met Mr. Bumpy, which was at the time directing gay porn films on his public showers business with his girlfriend. After asking her pussy for permission he decided to join as the frontwoman of the band.
The two became best sexfriends and during one of their annual zeophile parties they met MatuMan and his woman Pega Seuss alias M. Jackson. They had an orgy while DJ Youtube (a known shemale DJ which was DJing at the same time in the barn) was filming and eventually he also joined the band, along with MC Sushi which was rapping at the same time with a group of white niggas.
When they thought the lineup was completed, Koskas, a local hatseller, decided to join without anyone's approval. Unfortunately he wasn't raped and he's still living to this day.
Their line up today is the following:
Matan Elihu
Eyal Talmor
Alex Apelman
Alex Pohis
Nadav Porat
King Danino
Liza Dvorkin
The Blats have collaborated with many gangsters and pornstars incl.: Maya Bimka, Gillush, Sucker Oz, Horny Dorit, Cha Nee, Cocojambo Colonna, Nackboob, Lil Von Starre, DJ Dick Pisshole, Blacker, Sir Natius Polomius, Zuri Ben Kelev, Wacky D, your mother and the rest of the world. They have signed to the Loading mafia and their first recorded is to be released on winter 2008, along with an extensive tour on gaza strip and your local strip club.
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