Biography
The Mighty Conchords are undefinable by modern standards. The main members are mysteriously known only as "Fred" and "Fred." Their music is the voice of a generation either long dead or now being born and is far from mysterious, rather being quite honest. The musical genius born of "Fred" and "Fred" is only understandable by people of the advanced personhood, and when applied directly to the ear-drum has been known to cause death by inferiority-complex; several cases of people hearing the music, questioning their existence and simply exploding are recorded as miraculous evolutions of medicine. Soon, stupid people will cease to exist thanks to "Fred" and "Fred." Despite their best efforts to save humanity from imbeciles alone, the assistance of other's has been necessary, especially on their latest conquest. Such iconic figures of Denver as "Emily" A.K.A. "Emily the Immaculate" and "Hannah" A.K.A. "Hannah the Destroyer-Banana" lend their incredible talents to "Fred" and "Fred." With the "Freds'" conquest and the little known efforts of "The self conversationalist" as well as the Institute For Advanced Personhood (www.theiap.org), we can be sure that the world will be a better place very soon.
There have been rumors that the president of the United States of America has plans to weaponize The Mighty Conchords albums, but there has been little progress. We can only assume that he has not heard the music directly due to his continued existence.
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