Biography
Have you ever seen a fire-breathing panda bear, with three heads, take on The X-Men’s Wolverine in an ultimate fight to the death in the middle of a hurricane? If not, then you’ve never been to a THEY SHAKE THE EARTH performance! But be forewarned, though the band may be considered young in human years, THEY SHAKE THE EARTH has already gained the reputation among its members as the WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS BAND! The name, THEY SHAKE THE EARTH, is not simply a hyperbolic exclamation of extremity, but it is also a metaphor of love and compassion, violence and chaos, video games and bitches, friendship, outer space, and explosions, all wrapped together in one single entity that is personified by four individuals, and audibly expressed through fast, catchy riffs, heart pounding breakdowns, emotionally charged melodies, glass shattering vocals, earthquake inducing blast-beats, and poetry. The band is comprised of Vocalist Kyle Kauffmann, who was actually born a grizzly bear, Guitarist Colin Mendenhall, who is world renown for stealing your girlfriend and drinking all your beer, Drummer Sam Sparks, who left behind his career as an Abercrombie & Fitch model in pursuit of music, but keeps true to his modeling roots by never wearing a shirt, and Guitarist Todd Perrin, who lost the role of Troy Bolton in High School Musical to none other than Zac Efron.
P.S. THEY SHAKE THE EARTH would like to publically apologize for that earthquake in Chile… Our bad.
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