Stewart Lee

These days, English, jail, arrested, Etc.

I like The Fall, The Nightingales and Dry Cleaning too Stew

The singer from UB40 has let himself go

Louis Van Gaal has let himself go

"We are detritus, blowing through the last human age. We are dirty stains on histories last page..."

The shareholder's dividends were ringfenced against pirate zombie invasion.

I know this man, not well, but can confirm that he is a c*ck.

Wouldn't cut the mustard on a panel show! The John Bishop of cultural relativism

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MASSIVE PRAWNS, STEW

http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/machine-brews-beer-in-3.5-hours

Genius is an understatement.

SUPERB! the john bishop of cultural relativism.

don't make me ang lee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0i0RXMvzMs&feature=related

Harry Potter and the tree of nothing

"I'm the Keith Chegwin of comedy." Here's a vid I made of the Bullingdon Club song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwB42YYfNmE

the helping the blind bit was from Camus' The Fall... seems he dropped it from the charity routines on Comedy Vehicle, i thought it was really funny. "i now have to steal jokes from dead french existentialists"

Stew referenced a Camus story on his Vegetable Stew tour, anyone happen to know what it was?

You want the moon on a stick.

Just give it to me straight... Like a pear cider, thats made from 100% real pear...................................s

*CANCELLED* http://www.stdavidshallcardiff.co.uk/English/Stewart-Lee-9/10/2010/index.asp?url=/includes/calendar-standalone.asp&dt=03/09/2010&en=True No joke, apparently his mum's been taken ill. :-(

I vomited into the gaping anus of christ

Well they would have comedy like this in that London. It's that Red Robbo from The Leyland's fault.

eijanaika wrote: December 2008 "Lee was adopted and studied at Oxford University..." An odd arrangement. And what were the faculty's conclusions? <bump>

I second that notion.

greatest comedian in the history of the world, his performance of 'If You Prefer . . . ' at Leics De Monfort was the best thing I've ever seen

Richard Littlejohn...................................................................cunt

Might not be a series 2. Sign the petition http://www.petitiononline.com/BBSLCV/petition.html

Unique. Genius. Probably the best stand-up comedian ever.

argh, can someone sort me out with that recording of If You Prefer.. that people are listening to? i'm googling as hard as i can and i can't seem to find it!

Poo-Art Wee

Best standup.

Genius.

Who else has the new What Would Judas Do? CD from GoFasterStripe, i hope its as awesome as usual :D <3 you Stew

COFFEE. AND A NAAN.

kofi annan. yes please.

The theme song to Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle is 'Tom Hark' by 'Elias & His Zig-Zag Jive Flutes'. There is also a version recorded by 'The Piranhas' that adds lyrics, "The whole thing's daft, I don't know why," "You have to laugh, or else you cry," "You have to live or else you die," "You have to laugh or else you cry" Now you can sing-along :)

"It can only be, that Gary Linekar is sexually aroused by the thought of obese children dying..."

Was he a sardine?

Pea Green Boat sends a shiver down my spine. Best stand-up ever for me!

"Lee was adopted and studied at Oxford University..." An odd arrangement. And what were the faculty's conclusions?

'Chin on chin violence.'

Woke up this morning. Got a big chin.

Stew's comic timing is majestic. It makes me weep.

Best stand-up comedian of all time.

PEA GREEN BOAT!

So he's looking at them and thinking: ...you pair of f##king lying c#nts!