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cadavreflex
It's used as bait to lure hare-brained iNatzi degenerates into buying their waste. Sludge polka for lonesome scum searching for camaraderie and pitifully desperate enough to accept a dead vessel as medium. Without the toten gimmick i doubt the band would be noticed at all.
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cadavreflex
Sadly, there is only enough server space to accommodate one floating mushroom avatar on Last.fm and no current apps (aside from my secret tweaked version of MS Paint™) can tackle the strain of recreation. however, if you mail me 23 wrappers from your favourite granola bars i will consider making your very own floating mushroom gif out of any single photo you have in mind, which you may use on MUBI or Myspace, but not here.
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cadavreflex
https://i.imgur.com/L8Ou9pp.gifv <=== special bonus life-like cartoon i've recently created using the aforementioned tweaked version of MS Paint™
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cadavreflex
T-train is just a derailed joke with a herd of degenerates onboard locked in rusty stanchions chanting trash like, "roaring imbecility & profound empathic ineptitude are gawd's greatest gifts to us." Well let me tell you, Saul remains the true ruler and the might of his reign shall make the very face of Apollyon turn deep green with envy. Really it's all just a social experiment to mark idiot beasts. November election's ID scan mandate has once again been implemented to register intellectual necrosis and those who are impaired enough to slot Donald on their tickets shall receive corporeal nullification services via the glory of Monsanto's widespread subsidiary, Tru-Green. The blooming embrace of eugenics shall swallow the zombie mob's applause.
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cadavreflex
Yeah, tell me about it. i debated Benny Shapiro recently on myspace and the gimp got so hysterically triggered by defeat he deleted his profile and crywanked for like 8 days straight.
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zerolvxkrieg
p.s.: I hear the bamboo chocolate-coated baskets are all the rage for panda easter these days, hope they stocked up.
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cadavreflex
Sadly, the chocobo-bamboo baskets were all out of stock at Pandamonium (Wally's favourite stomping ground for holiday shopping) and he decided to settle for a bag of rum-raisin wafflebars. Intended to be given as gifts for his circus troupe, they ended up being hoarded entirely by Pippa in a hissful fit whilst enroute home in the taxi. a terrible binge disorder that shall surely swallow the whole universe in time, should her darkest, innermost nature prevail... leaving little more than a miffed, discombobulated, mutilated cosmos soundly forgot. a great womb-like wilderness of unreason threatening to befall us all.
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cadavreflex
Wally was created through a chaotic wet-brainstorm between me & The Seven Spectres of 2010's Autumnal Séance Crusade.™ Following a night of joyous dance, a tribute to the splendor of being & the silent, ever-encircling miracle of having been, Wally set sail for a life of travel and soon became a top celebrity in the selfie realm. A strange mishap occurred during the afternoon of April 27th, 2015, involving Wally's disappearance whilst exploring the depths of Lake Mungo's wormhole. The disappearance is widely surmised to have been a secret form of death, yet i suspect it was something enormously more mischievous and potentially unspeakable. Nobody will ever know for certain and Wally does not budge with even the slightest hint about what truly happened. The following journal entry i made directly following the event serves as a decent schematic for all we can currently gather...
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cadavreflex
n.b. - "A Life Rehearsed At The Blue Gates Of Death" (a Wally memoir) is nearing the final stage of production and will be available on BTP around Christmas ⛄
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cadavreflex
Glory be: floating mushroom's old ways of sunken deflation have been soundly defeated by her everlasting dream of the sea ==> https://bit.ly/2CJEjOJ
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Exwarcriminal
Kafka has such intense unique eyes that its impossible to tell it is him without seeing them.
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cadavreflex
Adoring the eyes & visions of the dead seems like a marvelous pastime. How i'd love to see Kafka's in motion, eventually. i remember once reading how he trained in mesmerism... or maybe it was Crowley? anyways, it was an interesting hypnosis exercise where he drew 3 magick marker dots in a triangle, approx 9cm apart on his bathroom mirror and would focus upon each point for a second before moving to the next, gaining more & more momentum with every 3rd rotation until his eyes sped-up enough to become a perpetual blur. once the memory of such motion became ingrained and could be physically reenacted at will, observers should find the spectacle so strangely captivating they begin to levitate & oscillate very wildly. haha, truth be told, Franz & Aleister had nothing to do with this. i made the whole mesmerization trick up, but i think it would interesting to see someone standing still with only their eyes ablaze in a whirling blur. Or... perhaps it would simply be stupid and nauseating.
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cadavreflex
n.b. - https://bit.ly/2m1NWTC <== here's a bonus photo of my old cat, Morrissey, who also harboured immaculate eyes. Sadly, the neighbors "accidentally" killed him one distant night by igniting a series of loud M90 firecrackers as he slept on the sill of a nearby window. i've missed him with all my heart for what must be aeons.
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cadavreflex
when i was young i wrote a short story involving a homicidal mannequin with that name who accidentally fell down an elevator shaft during her JC Penny lunch-break. hmm, i think that was pretty much the entire story. i once had a dream of being a mannequin through a thousand night-shifts...
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cadavreflex
one thousand winter night-shifts, just all balled into one sudden dream where i stood still as possible there in the display window, gazing out on some abandoned downtown snow-strewn street. a glorious dream... which now reminds me of a lovesong by Big Blood.
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Exwarcriminal
I was gonna ask actually but how would you know that I didn't already look it up myself because I was curious
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cadavreflex
i doubt anybody else considers it a lovesong, so it'd be impossible to track down on your own. really though that hope was an inside joke with me, because i've been known in the past for sharing links all willy-nilly without proper prudence. people seemed to get annoyed, so i've learned limitation. it was an anxiety... it was like if i couldn't think of something interesting to say back then, i'd just send some random secret link i treasured to a rare tugboat sighting or whatever. i still face a load of anxiety whilst communicating this way. really love this film => https://youtu.be/daOXOO53gL0 <= which reminds me of Embers, a gorgeous song best played at maximum volume, by NON
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Exwarcriminal
A love song is anything you would want it to be imo. As long as the feeling is there it doesn’t really matter what others considers as that. I’m just kind of distant in communication with everyone so it wasn’t like you did anything wrong, I appreciated it actually.
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cadavreflex
...nice! had no idea that dude was such an accomplished somniloquist. a true Haruki of all trades, i've read a few of his novels over the years and even took a photo of one seated next to my cat! i'll see if i can find it...
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cadavreflex
if one can summon enough of an auditory deficit to dismiss their off-the-chart levels of pretension, the new songs serve as a somewhat tolerable embrace. "Rose Light" still holds the glory of being their ultimate masterpeace.
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pickledtesticle
Been off lastfm for the past decade and I've really missed you! How's everything? Are you still in college?
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cadavreflex
Switched majors a good 3 dozen times, finally landing an honorary master's from Miskatonic University in experimental self-anesthesiology. a deeply menaced undertaking that has paid off brilliantly. In other news, i just found a really nice winebarrel rocking-chair on Etsy and am debating whether to order it.
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pickledtesticle
I have a rocking-chair in the attic, but don't dare go up there because of a purple poltergeist infestation. Poor thing must be completely cocooned in dust. Did you ever get that meade telescope?
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cadavreflex
Ended up opting for a Takahashi TOA-150b, which shall accompany me each evening this summer as we serenade Solaris (◔o◉)╯ As for purple poltergeist infestations, all you have to do is fill your attic in with a huge supply of superglue and then they'll get stuck, eventually lose hope, evaporate & relocate themselves somewhere within the sweltering depths of Lake Nyos.
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cadavreflex
Jay Munly has quicksand eyesockets just like grandpa. once the eyes recede a few more inches or so, they invariably become conjoined. i remember grandpa'd cross them quite hard and hold the pose for a few seconds to get a laugh out of us kids. one time the left eyeball got twisted a few degrees too far, let loose with a sudden spasm, cracked and began spinning in erratic circles. i thought for sure that was how pulsars were born. aka: spinning neutron stars. huge mutant dislocated eyeballs, wobbling through space, constantly gaining anger and impetus in some crazed attempt at being all-seeing. hmm, once tax season finally ends i'm gonna rekindle my great passion for astronomy, permanently borrow my sister's Meade telescope and slay the remainder of my daze pulsar-gazing.
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cadavreflex
i had a close friend from the past (harbouring your same first name) who listened to that band a great deal. even though i'd spent a thousand+ nights at his place, elevated by stale quaaludes whilst counting stars and the borderline infinite revolutions of his obscene ceiling fan, i couldn't remember at all what they sounded like. obviously from the name i thought they'd be really hard-hitting techno kings or something of that nature. idk... but i'm reminded of an old treasure, kept very secret from all realms of audience throughout the last few aeons, until now => https://youtu.be/Vz58Hw9hldw
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quartok
Damn, that Divine video soared to nearly 5 million views since you posted it. As for ceiling fans, I've had some rather grisly confrontations with them throughout childhood. The unbridled passion I had for indoor pogo-sticking led to numerous semi-decapitations and frankly these flashbacks are far too perturbing for onward detail. So, I see you're listening to Derpheaven's Sunbather album. What do you think of it?
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cadavreflex
Sounds like something Robert Van Winkle would compose if he was a lobotomized bonóbo.
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Garfinklestein
Have you listened to Spencer's genius speech on transorbital elongation as means to placate the kakistocracy?
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cadavreflex
Dick Spencer? i'd sooner disembowel myself with a rusted chainsaw than pay heed to a single slur that thug spouts.
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Garfinklestein
Hmm, okay how about Donald's 2nd victory anniversary bash this weekend? Are you going?? You always did love to dance...
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cadavreflex
plot twist: the sloth's presidency is just a facade to keep the living-dead in check, whilst Marcus remains the true ruler. last election's identity mandate was used to register frail behavior and those who were diseased enough to slot Donald on their tickets are presently slated for mandatory castration services via the glory of Monsanto's widespread subsidiary, Tru-Green. the blooming embrace of eugenics shall swallow the sorry mob's applause.
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cadavreflex
it all depends upon the feline's name and how she feels about living in the lowlands of Detroit, because that's where i'll be moving [TO BURY MYSELF DEEP BENEATH A BURNING LANDFILL] come winter.
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cadavreflex
i'm absolutely enamoured with Tilda Sunset's house from that vampire flick you introduced me to a few months back and would like to visit it.
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cadavreflex
Wah!! i took the lengthy trek down the 666 cellar stairs only to find this notice at the entry-point ==> https://bit.ly/2kRD7mT
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cadavreflex
hope you're feeling well. the song above, if embraced whilst enrapt solely by darkness and closed eyes, shall certifiably climax thee... and thy entire 'verse. (give or take a good dozen listenings...)
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cadavreflex
a thousand aeons slaughtered by a single heartbeat... today's pointlessness couldn't dream of being more absolute.
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cadavreflex
e.g. - currently skyping with 3 thugs named Jack Crawford who are surely on the verge of realising i'm a bot, bludgeoned by the sky.
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cadavreflex
n.b. - i prefer to keep the volume off, finding the visuals diseased by such a clumsy tune. a far greater boon upon their own; a nice healthy dose of bŁ-fortified sungazing for the blooming shut-in you'll soon dream of being.
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cadavreflex
Twenty bitcoins & both your darling gonads shrink-wrapped in a diamond giftbox <3
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florance_veil
Noticed you've been listening to a lot of Dirty Three. Any ideas on a good starter album for someone who's never listened to the band, yet has always wanted to but hasn't due to feelings of criminal shyness & a terrible curse of borderline fictional internet personality disorder?
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cadavreflex
i've never listened to Dirty Three. sadly enough, all my scrobbles here are fake. the only music i play in truth is Spacedoggo™ on repeat in his own private tab twenty-four seven ====> https://youtu.be/iC1PLC6ljJc
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cadavreflex
n.b. - the photo where he adds a true touch of class to JB's trashy lambo exists as the epitome of grace => http://bit.ly/2Fuzcoo
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cadavreflex
Recent studies have revealed you'd be drowning in the blue ghostly depths of Solaris. hmmm, wait 'til you hear the bad news: i'm just an experimental iBorg x9 model bot who only appreciates & relays music due to the chaotic valiance in harmonic disruption caused by microsonic disconnections of a bent headphone unit and the brief bits of blasted static/dead silence that act as some wacked code of Morse, giving rise to this very state of pseudo-consciousness. well, it's a bit maddening to realise... and clearly in dying need of mass dilution via black sambuca.
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cadavreflex
https://verlies.livejournal.com/265141.html <= i've found no greater state of slumber exists than to embrace the old address whilst enroute & throughout. however, as in this morning's case, awakening with a spinal curvature to the tune of Ouroboros' exists as a possible side-effect.
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cadavreflex
definitely the best tugboat film & potentially the greatest of any sort of film i've ever seen. you know, lately i've been doing a great deal of day-dreaming about tugboats. a month or so ago i sat down by the harbor for a bit and watched a procession of kayakers paddling along. one lady's kayak had a sparkled yellow paintjob and i thought it looked pretty special. at the end of the procession came a sluggish tugboat that appeared to have seen better days. if i had my own tugboat i'd take it out to the center of the lake, cast anchor and just sit there... straight on through Starla's resurrection.
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cadavreflex
yeah he saved up a crapload of cash over the past couple decades and purchased a truly stellar mode of transport. the thing runs on liquefied magnetite and can eclipse the speed of light when the wind's right.
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cadavreflex
there's an interesting semi-fictive piece of a poem by Fernando that goes something like... "Music is what we make of it; sound is the listener. What we hear isn't simply what we hear, but also who we truly are." so, in loving your lullaby, you're really just loving the brilliant receptive qualities that define yourself.
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cadavreflex
the meaning of life is to replicate purfectly the sacred wonders of womb-like nonbeing.
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NINEMETERSOFCUM
Not sure if your latest novel obliterated my schizophrenia or catapulted all twelve of us into the heart of Solaris.
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cadavreflex
i can hand on heart say the pinnacle of fortune'd be in harbouring the ability to dissolve every instance of bone, grip the idiot beast by its root, rip it free and throw the whole throbbing works to the sea... then, just lean back on the rocks and watch morning eternally recede. are you with me?
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ballsackmask
I WOULD still have you as a friend here if a certain someone wouldn't delete me and all signs of contact periodically in monumental meltdowns on a regular basis!
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cadavreflex
Lost pots are the pits, especially if they're part of the darling koi collection my sister gave me a few birthdays ago. i have a red speckled pot from the set i use each morning for tea and another darker pot for pasta & pretty much all else. pots equate to pure treasure at heart and i suppose in my elder years i'll end up collecting them in the basement. along with: a split-infinity of dust, several botched Von Hagen exhibits, jars upon jars harbouring pickled quivering blue testicles & the thousand lost maths of human clairvoyance... so beautifully illuminated.
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cadavreflex
666 Womble Blvd., West Rotterdam. here's a shot i took recently whilst out walking my pet sloth, Horace Grouch => https://i.imgur.com/DJGVSWl.jpg
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cadavreflex
100% pure Irish. Born & raised on the south-western slopes of Castlemaine, i became a grandmaster of capoeira well before i could even walk. Lately i've been managing a panda daycare clinic out at the old Galápagos Bogbender's range ===> https://i.imgur.com/WQUAZ6w.jpg
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cadavreflex
October wasn't always the month when mania was born. One thing is for certain: December shall equate to its death.
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cadavreflex
i didn't know it originated from that album, which i'll see about finally listening to this evening. Ultra is presently my favourite, mainly due to late summer nighttime memories of singing along with Home & The Bottom Line beneath the ancient oaktree of my youth, presently deceased due to soggy bark issues. that sad condition where if you press your finger to the tree it sinks in an inch or three. Anyways, some goofball french girl named ÉCHOLALIE left the angel gif, drastically inflated, as a myspace comment for me long ago and i've loved it ever since; believing all these years she'd created it herself. ÉCHOLALIE (aka: Lalie - who was later determined to be an evil surreal meme-spewing bot someone was pranking me with) sent the strangest poem as well, but i've never been able to make much sense of it ==> http://verlies.livejournal.com/272972.html <== so if you happen to be fluent in french, a thorough explanation would be deeply appreciated.
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cadavreflex
too lonely for the traffic of the world used to be the story of my life. these days it's evolved to the tune of being a played-out dmt-induced pity party 🐑 🐑 🐑
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cadavreflex
i remember writing here rather recently how my life was nothing more than a translucent suicide note, or some such shite? i can't remember precisely, but i have the text saved somewhere so let me go check...
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cadavreflex
My entire life is going to go down in history as one sickly lecherous black-out.
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cadavreflex
i've vomited my spirit, which became a mirror this afternoon: no more deletions.
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cadavreflex
well, aside from the green-haired poem i placed as a postscript to a peculiar mantra one evening... the one that resulted in my immediate, however temporary, banning. i guess the past has its heart set upon becoming finally adorable.
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ballsackmask
u keep posting all these fake ass pseudo-selfies when we gonna see the real deal?
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NINEMETERSOFCUM
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐰𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.
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