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What was the most expensive thing you ever got for free, because somebody made a mistake? 🤔🤯
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3 位听众
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2
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I can’t give students a zero for using AI, unless I have proof? No problem 🤖🤨
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3 位听众
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3
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What conversations have you overheard in a language they assumed you don't know? 😑😂
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3 位听众
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4
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Today, I effed up by accidentally booking myself on a 17-hour train ride because it was cheaper 🚄😲
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2 位听众
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5
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Today, I effed up by finding out that your phone may not be dead 📱📴
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2 位听众
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不想看到广告?马上升级
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6
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I will physically explode if I don’t tell someone about this right now 😂💀
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2 位听众
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7
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As a teacher, what was the biggest lie you heard a student say? 🤥🤔
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2 位听众
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8
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Who is really watching the clock? 🤨⌚
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1 位听众
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9
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Am I the A-hole for not telling my husband's family that I speak their language? 😲🤨
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1 位听众
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10
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You can't give me $5? Ok! 🤨😡
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1 位听众
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11
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Dress code 👕👖
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1 位听众
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12
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Have you ever given someone a bad reference when an employer called you and asked about them? 😲😳
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1 位听众
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13
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What is the most embarrassing ‘I want to talk to your manager’ you’ve seen? 😨😳
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1 位听众
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14
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Today, I effed up by accidentally flirting with my eye doctor 👨⚕️😳
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1 位听众
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15
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Am I the A-hole for refusing to leave a wedding? 🤵👰
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1 位听众
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16
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What is your most interesting encounter with the police? 👮♂️😨
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1 位听众
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17
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What’s the fastest you’ve wiped a smirk off of someone’s face? 🤔😏
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1 位听众
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18
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When did you realize exactly who your son or daughter really was? 🤔😮
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1 位听众
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19
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Don't like my calendar? Say goodbye to family pics! 📅🖼
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1 位听众
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20
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Today, I effed up by not knocking on my own front door 😲😳
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1 位听众
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21
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The right to not freeze my tush 🥶🤨
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1 位听众
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22
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A 3 year old threw my words back at me 😲🤯
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1 位听众
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23
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What is the most terrible thing you've heard of that happened to your child? 😲😱
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1 位听众
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24
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Have you ever seen a rude or entitled customer get put in their place? 😤😂
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1 位听众
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25
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Want me to wear more make-up? Big mistake! Huge! 😤😂
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1 位听众
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不想看到广告?马上升级
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26
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My landlord thought he could pull one over on me, so I got INSTANT KARMA 😤😈
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1 位听众
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27
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What is the most bizarre thing that someone has said to you? 🤔😅
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1 位听众
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28
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Have you ever caught someone talking about you in another language? 😲😳
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1 位听众
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29
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What is the most condescending advice you received from someone who assumed you were poor? 🤨😑
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1 位听众
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30
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What is the best lie you have ever told your child? 🤫😂
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1 位听众
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31
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I’ve been getting calls from Contractors asking if I want any work done on my property 😤😈
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1 位听众
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32
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What is the rudest thing that a customer said while you were serving them? 😲😳
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1 位听众
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33
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Today, I effed up by not realizing my neighbors have a Ring doorbell 🚪😳
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1 位听众
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34
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How do professors feel about students sleeping in their classes? 😴👨🏫
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1 位听众
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35
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When did you find out that you were not young anymore? 🤔🤨
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1 位听众
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36
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Someone tried to scam me so I got INSTANT KARMA 😤😈
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1 位听众
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37
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What has an employee said that immediately caused you to fire them? 🤔😲
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1 位听众
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38
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What was a gift that made you speechless? 🎁💖
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1 位听众
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39
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As a parent, what did your child's school do that made you say "you can't be serious…"? 😲😱
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1 位听众
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40
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Following naming conventions 🤔🤨
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1 位听众
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41
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Am I the A-hole for refusing to take my turn hosting family dinners? 😤🍽
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1 位听众
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42
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10 or less items turns into a full cart? I’ll catch you outside 🤨😤
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1 位听众
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43
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What was one thing a teacher said to you that made your parents storm into the principals office? 🤔🤨
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1 位听众
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44
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What conversations have you overheard in a language they assumed you don't know? 🤔🤨
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1 位听众
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45
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What's the most embarrassing thing your kid has ever said? 😳😅
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1 位听众
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46
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What do adults do that teenagers find cringeworthy? 😬😲
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1 位听众
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47
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My mom kept insisting I have developmental disorders, so I handed her the controller 🤨😤
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1 位听众
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48
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What did you find while snooping that you wish you had never found? 😲😳
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1 位听众
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49
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What is one thing your kid came home and told you that instantly made you go to the principal? 😲😳
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1 位听众
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