Stephenie Meyer

twilight is an existential exploration of the harrowing experience of womanhood. it's on the level of born to die by laney del slay in its hegelian dialectical influence. only matched by the bible in its themes of martyrdom and the givenness of one's self to another as an act of true love. future generations will laud it as the classic it already is.

Xivizwariowana - "Chorrible"? Now we can see who reads/listens to Mrs Meyer ;)

why wud u scroble audio books r u a retard [2]

The queen of the butterface

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omg

why wud u scroble audio books r u a retard

it's little chorrible but i like her :)

She can't write [2] Anyone who scrobbles twilight audiobooks needs to delete their accounts and never come back! [5] So, she reads her books to people?!? Hopefully, she can read, since she sure can't write!

I have never been so glad to be a pretentious faggot. Sucking dicks and reading good books and annoying stupid people

I just died. A little..no a lot inside.

What the fuck?!

wtf? oO

Wait, why the f*ck does she have ,,vampire" tag? O_o She has absolutely nothing in common with vampires, there should be a tag ,,sparkly fairies" instead.... And.... ,,science - fiction"? Real sf writers would die if they saw this. And what about scrobbling books... So, it's just stupid. Anyway, I can't believe, what happened to vampire-themed literature ;/ I wonder if all these lovers of her books ever read books about creatures we CAN call ,,vampires".

I was looking for a different artist when I noticed that there actually IS Stephenie Meyer as an artist on lastfm. So people are scrobbling audiobooks. TWILIGHT audiobooks. Im not sure if anyone shoud do that.

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Well this is just stupid.[4]

people actually are scrobbling twilight audiobooks ? I just died. fuckin twice.

Anyone who scrobbles twilight audiobooks needs to delete their accounts and never come back [4] FOR THE LOVE OF NEIL GAIMAN

Anyone who scrobbles twilight audiobooks needs to delete their accounts and never come back [3]

Anyone who scrobbles twilight audiobooks needs to delete their accounts and never come back [2]

fffuuuuuu

Well this is just stupid.[3]

Well this is just stupid.[2]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/116tau8.jpg :)

Well this is just stupid.

haha "science fiction" you can't be serious

Anyone who scrobbles twilight audiobooks needs to delete their accounts and never come back

she's not a singer but she's on here because people listen to her audio books which then scrobbles. get over it.

Does she sing? O.o

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... =/ And what's with the 'science fiction' tag? xD

v Oh. I thought "cactus" meant "stubble-covered vagina?"

http://www.last.fm/group/Team+Bella%27s+Cactus

Whhaat? She has no connection to the music world. Why the fuck is she on here?

you suck stop writing.

like her books :)

What is wrong with you guys? She's not a singer...

Oh god, this crap has invaded Last.fm. She's not even a singer! [2]

great post-rock gothabilly band. Hope their new record shows some more of their indie/psychedelic stadium rock influences.

keep writing.i love u!

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and shes ugly. :D

well i think she has a great imagination. but thats all. she just cant write. she allways repeats things and... yeah. but anyway i found her books quite suspenseful. and i think the only reason why sche became that famous was that she was lucky and wrote exactly that, what teenagers wanted to be written... thats obvious. :D

Bad writer.

the saga is cheesy, harmless and sweet. Anything that gets kids reading is fine by me. That said, 'Let the Right One In' is light years above it. Read the book first though - the film is good - but the book is amazing. Romantic human/vampire relationship theme but in a very, very dark way.

JK Rowling's writing style may be naive, but at least she can hold a plot together, and have interesting character development; Meyer can't even dream of that, she sucks epic proportions.[2]